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Silly Princesses…

In Princes Don't Live in Cyberland on August 31, 2011 at 8:56 pm

‘Happily Ever After’ doesn’t have to be something that you just grow out of…a true story about three generations of women.

“Princes Don’t Live in Cyberland” is a true story based on being raised by two completely different marriages. There was the marriage of my parents, which has lasted 31 years. There was also the marriage of my grandparents, which was anything but perfect. Throw in just about every Disney fairy tale, along with a dating history of every type of guy in the book…including a Peter Pan…yes. I dated a Peter Pan….and you get a comedic 3-woman show .  I wrote the show about 8 months ago, and along with directing it, I’m also playing myself. My gramma is being played by Cat Day, and my mom is being played by Beth Bryson. The show opens September 20th at ComedySportz Theatre in Hollywood. To kick off the adventure, the cast and I had a “Modernized Fairy Tale” photo shoot at Hollywood and Highland. I used the classic Disney fairytales that I was raised with for inspiration….

What if Snow White met her prince singing next to a disgusting trash can instead of a glamorous wishing well?

What if love was as spontaneous as getting fit into the glass slipper on an escalator system?

What if Sleeping Beauty danced with her prince in the middle of a busy intersection, rather than an enchanted forest?

What I discovered, was the outcome is the same…Fairy tales are still beautiful. The images still represent love, no matter if its in a cartoon where birds are singing, or whether its in the middle of the day in Hollywood. The way we perceive love has never changed.

Special thanks to the talented and wonderful Jenny Rae for shooting our photos. Her spontaneighty and creativity is always present in her work, and lets face it, she’s the quirkiest/cool nerd I’ve ever met…and no one could’ve made the shoot more fun. To view her work, and to learn more about her company “Lil Rae Cakes” visit:

http://www.facebook.com/LilRaeCakes

http://www.jenny-rae.com/

Also, special thanks to the princes at the shoot: Will Green (Snow’s Prince), Peter Weidman (Prince Charming), Kevin Williams (Prince Philip).

And finally…shout out to my gorgeous and talented princesses. They’re gonna ROCK IT in the show. Come see me, Beth Bryson (Mom) and Cat Day (Gramma) on Sept. 20th and 21st at ComedySportz.

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Blog Battle #4: Battle of the Disney Princes

In BLOG BATTLE on May 25, 2011 at 12:46 am

Alright kids…it’s time for Blog Battle #4. Last time J-Rae and I battled, we fought for the honor of our favorite Disney Princess. My choice? Ariel. Her choice? Rapunzel.     

This time around, we’re battling it out for the honor of the Disney Prince…because let’s face it, what’s the main reason you ever start watching those Disney flicks as a kid? For the prince…so here we go

First off…let me go through the princes I’m definitely NOT picking….

 Snow White’s Prince: Homeboy is hella handsome…but does he ever really do anything? No. He bumps into Snow White and thinks she’s pretty, and they sing a little ditty by a wishing well…then later on in the story, he gives her a kiss and saves the day. If there are any princes in training who get scared shitless in the face of danger, this is the princeliness to aspire to…

Ones I would like to pick but can’t because well….they’re not princes….

1) Peter Pan- A guy who can fly…Fly people. I mean, done and done…this would be the winner. Plus, he doesn’t wear clothes…he wears leaves…and he doesn’t want to grow up, and frankly, neither do I, so in a sense, we’re perfect for each other. And whenever I want to see him, he’ll simply fly to my bedroom window to retrieve me…talk about convenience.

2) Flynn Rider-Handsome, goatee and he’s definitely the bad boy on the outside, with the heart of a nerd. Yessir, he’s the dream boat of the bunch…and he’ll let his woman fight her own battles. Go Flynn…you or Pan would be my prince…but alas…

And the winner is…..

PRINCE PHILLIP

Oh Prince Phillip…it was a close call between you, Eric and Aladdin…here’s why you won. We understand that you were destined from birth to marry Aurora, but yet you still took the time to get to know her…i.e, your awesome dance scene in the forest. Another reason why you won, you can dance. And you’re a great dresser. AND you wear a frickin’ cape. You’re practically a super hero. In fact, you are kind of a super hero. While Aurora decided to sleep her way through the most thrilling part of her movie, you went ahead and slayed the dragon and took on Malificent…a villain so badass that they’re making a new live-action film in her honor. Oh Prince Phillip, you are one handsome beast…and you’re fierce with a sword and shield…and well…you had me with that cape. My inner Lois Lane will always swoon for you. 

Be sure to check out my opponent’s Blog Battle at: http://lilraecakes.tumblr.com/post/5795505097/blogbattleround4 

Also, wanna meet the girl behind the awesome blog? J-Rae will be celebrating the 1-year anniversary of her Lil Rae Cakes this Saturday at Sweet Harts in Sherman Oaks. FREE Event. Deets available at: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162194523836910